Only one more Monday before Christmas! CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? "Yes, of course we can believe it. We have been working on this Semper Fi Fund USA Christmas light display for what feels like years. I…   Read Story »

Dear the People who Saw Jack and Jill This Past Weekend, I'm not sure who you are. Much like someone who would actually tell a political pollster, "Yes, Herman Cain is my favorite candidate and I…   Read Story »

From McSaprr's official website: Hot Dog Rock is the world's first Rock Opera about hot dogs. McSAPRR is a brand new totally warped rock artist. McSAPRR is an anagram for Matt Chertkoff Sings and…   Read Story »

There's going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)   Read Story »

Ooooh, I’m too young for this. From The New York Times. Following in her mother’s footsteps, Bristol Palin is going to star in her own reality television show. The untitled show has been…   Read Story »

Oh, BROTHER. It doesn't make any sense for me to get mad about this, because I've never seen any of these movies, but I can't help it! Five is SO MANY SEQUELS! What, are movie studio execs worried…   Read Story »

Eat your heart out, Tea Party! Literally, I would like you to eat your heart out. You cannot survive without your heart. Get it? I hope you don't get it. Until it is too late. R.I.P. to both the Tea…   Read Story »

Eyephones UP! And good morning to you, too, AMERICA.   Read Story »

If ever there was a musical anthem for this long 4th of July weekend, surely this is that anthem: #1! (Thanks for the tip, Paul.)   Read Story »

Look, as one website has already pointed out, this whole thing is basically in-fighting among millionaires, and it's not like any of us are confused about the fact that there are real things going on…   Read Story »