I did not post that drunk guy falling endlessly through a convenience store video that went around last week because it was simply too sad. We must impose some limits in this world! But here is a…   Read Story »

Yay! It's finally happening! Tonight is the season finale of NYC Prep, and hopefully maybe just finale finale if we're lucky. It was not cool sitting next to you in biology this year, have a terrible…   Read Story »

After 15 years, the beloved hospital drama ER is broadcasting its final episode tonight. It's a time to reflect on the show's award-winning history, but as the New York Times likes to point out, it's…   Read Story »

We toss the term "your boyfriend" around a lot, but seriously, this guy is your boyfriend. When he gets out of jail, you guys are going to move in together and get totally in-love married. He…   Read Story »

Everythingisterrible dragged up this weird PSA/self-help video from the '80s called "Your Alcohol IQ," in which then-celebrities from LA Law and whatnot prove that they don't know anything about…   Read Story »

Eddie Doyle, a 60-something-year-old bartender at the Boston bar Cheers that was the inspiration for the sitcom, has been laid off after 35 years of service. The economy, you guys! From…   Read Story »

The part that I don't get about the two of you is why you keep driving him to the grocery store in the first place when he's so drunk? You know that he's only going to embarrass himself and that…   Read Story »

After months of derisive speculation (and a lot of BACKPEDALING), Late Night with Jimmy Fallon premieres tonight (and officially launched their new blog this morning). Jimmy Fallon himself put it…   Read Story »

As you may have heard, Japan's Finance Minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, has quit after appearing drunk at this weekend's G7 Summit in Rome. Reports the New York Times: The minister, Shoichi Nakagawa,…   Read Story »

GO TO BED. NOW!   Read Story »