Tonight, after a five year hiatus that seemed like a forever years hiatus, America's Most Important Television Show will return to NBC. FEAR FACTOR IS FEAR BACK-TOR! (I should probably write Joe…   Read Story »

Despite what Courtney Love has been telling everyone, representatives for Lindsay Lohan are denying that Courtney Love is their client's sobriety coach. Yeah, no duh.   Read Story »

Sure, whatever. In other news: Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi is dead and so are all those animals.   Read Story »

Allo, guv'nah, moy nahme is Dohnahld Draypah. Wouldn't yah loike an oice-cohld kyan of Coar's Loite? Mate? Oy! (I'm an account executive at the boutique firm Totally And Nailed It.)   Read Story »

Sean Bean got shot in the face. He had been at the pub and a row ensued over a woman, typical pub row stuff. Voices had been raised. Faces reddened. A glass fell to the ground and shattered. "Let's…   Read Story »

As you may know, the next season of Jersey Shore will be filmed in Italy, which, well, right. When the first season of this show aired, some people complained that it portrayed Italian-Americans in a…   Read Story »

I'm sure everyone here is as excited as I am for tonight's premiere of The Paul Reiser Show! Right? Finally, Paul Reiser, BACK ON TV!* Admittedly, I am probably not excited for it in the way that NBC…   Read Story »

In the video posted after the jump, Representative Alan Hale from Montana's 77th district, gives a brief speech on the state house floor to argue in favor of repealing ALL of Montana's D.U.I. laws.…   Read Story »

The more I think about this whole Chris Brown on Dancing with the Stars thing, the worse it feels. His album debuted at #1 this week, what more publicity does showbiz need to offer him? The man is a…   Read Story »

Sorry, Randy Quaid, but you cannot ask us to believe that you are being internationally persecuted by a secret league of celebrity assassins and then also GO ON STAGE AND TAUNT THOSE ASSASSINS WITH…   Read Story »