Dear the People who Saw Jack and Jill This Past Weekend, I'm not sure who you are. Much like someone who would actually tell a political pollster, "Yes, Herman Cain is my favorite candidate and I…   Read Story »

Over the weekend, I engaged in the classic Halloween tradition of re-watching Michael Mann's Heat on DVD. We all did. It's a pretty good movie! It's a little long. Like, at one point near the end,…   Read Story »

It almost makes you sick to your stomach to think that it's been nearly 30 years since Hollywood remade Scarface the first time. What have they been doing since then? Making totally different movies…   Read Story »

Looking good, buddy! (Via IHeartChaos.)   Read Story »

You get what you pay for in this life, so if you want to pay $1000 for a DVD (a DVD!) of a terrible movie, you will get everything that you deserve, I'm sure.   Read Story »

When I was in college, I had a couple roommates who were film students. They were going through headshots for some short they were making and they came across a guy whose had all these small…   Read Story »

Fair enough! I love a good movie about crooked cops whose dads were crooked cops or whatever, or maybe they aren't crooked but their dads' partners were crooked? Or sometimes they are crooked but…   Read Story »

HBO is producing a biopic of famed music-and-murdered-bodies producer, Phil Spector, written by David Mamet, and starring Al Pacino in the lead role. Let's name it!   Read Story »

Woof. We can sit here and make fun of Hollywood's terrible ideas all day, and we do. It's like they're a Disaster Factory with retarded foremen manning the money burning furnaces, and an…   Read Story »

Do you realize how many people it takes to make a movie? It is so many people. A Hollywood movie with major (or even minor) stars has tens, literally tens, of people working on it at any given time.…   Read Story »