Showing All "Airplanes" Posts
May 8th, 2012 45 Comments
Top that. (Thanks for the tip, Dusty.)   Read Story »
Mar 29th, 2012 62 Comments
You guys know about this Jet Blue pilot, right? You know. He's like the Reverse Steven Slater, who became an American Hero for telling everyone to go fuck themselves and then jumping down the slide…   Read Story »
Nov 28th, 2011 22 Comments
Grab your tinfoil hats! Grab a few plastic bags full of snacks and a sealed bottle of water! Grab your European plug adaptors! Grab the free sample versions of makeup you like so you can fix yourself…   Read Story »
Oct 17th, 2011 19 Comments
It's 2011, so the time has FINALLY come for a Top Gun sequel. "We're ready now." - America. If Hollywood had tried to make a Top Gun sequel any earlier, even in say 2009, for example, the front page…   Read Story »
Aug 18th, 2011 39 Comments
On last night's episode of Anderson Cooper 360, the Peabody-award winning journalist* made French actor Gerard Depardieu the subject of his light-hearted "Ridiculist" segment in which he pokes fun at…   Read Story »
Jun 29th, 2011 30 Comments
Look, it's no use at this point playing the BLAME GAME and pointing fingers at people, because I don't know if you actually knew this, I just learned this myself and it blew me away, but did you know…   Read Story »
Mar 24th, 2011 30 Comments
All of the passengers got onto the airplane! They put their bags in the thingies, and stuffed their briefcases under their seats where the briefcases go. (Everyone had a briefcase, even the ladies…   Read Story »
Mar 23rd, 2011 59 Comments
Look, John Travolta likes to kiss men wear wigs fly airplanes and THAT'S FINE. We all have hobbies, even John Travolta. But, boy oh boy, he sure likes to talk about it! Flying this, jetstream that,…   Read Story »
Jan 31st, 2011 39 Comments
People Magazine has a very cool headline today: Why Claire Danes Flies Coach. BOOM! Should I bookmark this story and put it in my "Favorites" folder? Probably. But let's see the reasons first for why…   Read Story »
Dec 7th, 2010 58 Comments
Operation Kevin Smith Drop enters phase two: Virgin Atlantic. Why doesn't that guy just STAY HOME already? His diamond shoes are TOO FAT!   Read Story »



























