Sarah Palin Is Going To Grenade Launch Her Hunting Partner In The Face

Gabe — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:09:29 +0000

It has been revealed that Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin supports the practice of “aerial wolf hunting,” which to be honest sounds amazing and like the best thing. But apparently it’s not and it’s also horrible. Basically, what it entails is going up in a plane, finding a wolf, and chasing that wolf with a plane. Sometimes you shoot the wolf from the plane, but sometimes you figure that maybe it’s easier to just keep chasing the wolf until it gets really tired and lays down for a nap, and then you land the plane and shoot the wolf in its sleeping face. Wait, whuuuuuuut? I’m not a vegetarian by any means, and I’m not even morally opposed to hunting, but that is so upsetting. Even Christian the Lion might have to rethink his position on humans and whether or not they are worth hugging.

But aerial wolf hunting reminds me of something else.

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Sarah Palin Is Going To Grenade Launch Her Hunting Partner In The Face