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"Mommy, if you named me after Grandma Jane, why did Grandma Jane name you Skyler?" "Well, sweets, a long time ago there was a television show called Breaking Bad on a channel known for its…   Read Story »
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I know sometimes you watch other people do something totally dangerous and unnecessary and they pull it off and you think, "Well, that looked like fun and they didn't get hurt, so why…   Read Story »
Point to the place on the doll where this supercut made you laugh. Adults rule, kids drool. (Via iO9.)   Read Story »
When you're younger, your interests revolve around rock concerts and keg parties and cruising around all night with your friends in your mom's car. You'll drive by a group of older people with their…   Read Story »
Oh, the hoverboard. Sometimes I almost wonder would it not be better had Back to the Future 2 never been made? In some multiverse existence Steven Spielberg has never offered us this poison pill, and…   Read Story »
In Las Vegas, for several hundred dollars, adults can have the opportunity to pick up and move dirt with construction equipment for some amount of time. And I'm not going to try to tell anyone that…   Read Story »
R.I.P. Planking (2011-2011).   Read Story »
According to the Internet, today is Star Wars Day, whatever that means. The most wonderful day of the year, I'm sure. In honor of this important occasion, I have posted a photo of adults celebrating…   Read Story »
Hey, it's a tough world out there, you guys. JUST ASK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AM I RIGHT? Sorry. But it is a tough world out there. When it comes right down to it, most people are just doing their best to…   Read Story »
CORRECTION: bibs ARE just for babies. (And caricatures of Italian-Americans.) But sure. Yes. I mean, let's be real: this world is full o' slobs. If the planet is 80% water, then the human population…   Read Story »