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I don't know what "adjust your cute levels for maximum cute" is supposed to mean, but who cares, ARE YOU SEEING THIS VIDEO? (Via DailyPicks.)   Read Story »
Hah! Fuck you, Monday morning! (Via ViralViral.)   Read Story »
Adults can teach them the dance moves, but otherwise dancing should be left to the EXPERTS. (Via BuzzFeed.)   Read Story »
How are you feeling? I read an article recently (not true) (I mean I have read articles recently, lots of them, I read articles all the time, but what I'm about to tell you now is 100% not true or at…   Read Story »
You've worked hard every day in xylophone practice this week, and it's just like, you know, if you're not able to have a little fun with it then why do it? You'll hit the notes! You'll hit the notes.…   Read Story »
You know, so what if it's Monday? So what if it's been raining for days and will certainly rain for a few more days. So what if you woke up with a sore throat and you know this upcoming cold is going…   Read Story »
Seriously, toughen up. You're almost three. (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »
Children are the world's most beautiful liars.   Read Story »
Conan is taping in Chicago this week, and there he visited an elementary school and produced a DELIGHTFUL video in which he wrote blues songs with children. All of the children are great, but one of…   Read Story »
I don't know about you, mainly because I am just typing on a screen and am not talking to an actual person, but I have a very hard time acting like I like gifts when the person who gave me the gift…   Read Story »