It's always very disappointing when ideas that sound so good in your head don't pan out in reality. "I'll just set one alarm today for earlier than normal and trust that I won't turn it off instead…   Read Story »

In light of the past couple weeks of GOP debate videos in which faceless strangers hidden in the shadows scream nightmare things about people dying, it is nice to have a reminder that there are still…   Read Story »

I guess it rained a lot on Montreal yesterday so a bunch of the sewers were exploding? I'm a journalist and what you just read was journalism, so get used to it and you're welcome. But, to get back…   Read Story »

Ziplines are very fun. I'm almost positive that I have been on one before and that it was very fun. I'm trying to think of the exact occasion, but I'm actually having some trouble. So it's possible…   Read Story »

Oh the kittenmanity! If you do plan on going out on the carpet this weekend, you guys, buckle up. It's the CLAW! (Get it? The claw? Like, "it's the law," but cats have claws? Do you or don't…   Read Story »

I made it my goal for today to find you guys the world's best and most exciting new trampoline accident. I searched and searched through all the best trampoline accident websites and message boards,…   Read Story »

A lot of people will tell you that the funniest thing about this cable access commercial is the animated squirrel or his terrible rap about accidents, but personally I think the funniest thing about…   Read Story »

Nothing. Same old same old. (Via GorillaMask.)   Read Story »

Really, troopers? Still wondering whether or not she was drunk? How's the wondering going on that? Probably got all your best men working to crack the case wide open. "I want you to call in Detective…   Read Story »

Shame on that truck for hitting that dude. Shame on that dude for dancing in the street without fear of consequences. Shame on his friends for videotaping it and not looking out for him. Shame on his…   Read Story »