Lots of Oscar news, you guys. This is so exciting! It's like the time all those Chilean miners were trapped in that well and you didn't know whether they were going to make it out alive or if all of…   Read Story »

Now that Brett Ratner is OUT, somebody has to be IN. That's how it works. (Incidentally, this is my favorite quote from his letter: "Having love in your heart doesn't count for much if what comes out…   Read Story »

In an open letter to the "Entertainment Industry," Brett Ratner, your boyfriend, apologized for all the hurtful things he has said over the past couple of weeks, and resigned from producing this…   Read Story »

The academy issued some new rules about Oscar campaigning! Have you already been reading everything about this because it is a story that directly affects you and isn't boring at all? Me too, so have…   Read Story »

Oh brother. The creator of Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, and this YouTube video, Brett Ratner, has been chosen to produce this year's Academy Awards. Neat! The thing about Brett Ratner is that he just…   Read Story »

Whoa. This is definitely how all the greats go their start. It's weird that this video shows Doug Hughes wearing old man makeup to collect his Lifetime Achievement Award from the Academy since…   Read Story »

I'm an adult, I don't really care about the Academy Awards, and I find Anne Hathaway difficult to watch. (She seems like a frigid jerk and her face is so sharp it cuts my eyeballs.) But even I got…   Read Story »

American Beauty won the 1999 Academy Award for Best Picture. Whoops! This is a pretentious, misguided, ham-fisted film. But the Academy's decision actually makes more sense if you look at what the…   Read Story »

Oh look, an Academy Award-nominated short film from Jim Henson. The burning question of how you were going to spend the next nine minutes has finally been answered. After all these years!   Read Story »

Seriously, you guys, I'm sorry, but enough already.   Read Story »