I'm not trying to get serious and weird or anything, but the scary yogurt baby in your stroller? He needs more yogurt. I know you're probably thinking, "Hey, we've already given him A LOT of yogurt,"…   Read Story »

Luckily, the SWAT team was able to track the signal and rescue this woman from the people who were clearly holding a gun to her head before things got (more) out of hand. Phew. Air kisses! (Thanks…   Read Story »

Thank you for joining us at Interns' Corner today! I'm so glad you could make it. No, no, YOU look wonderful. Yes this is a new blouse! Oh, you're too kind. This week we have a lot of great stuff in…   Read Story »

This video -- which is, like, 80% set up and then 20% glowstick in blender, unfortunately -- is an ad for Bon Yurt, a Colombian yogurt brand. "Ohh, I wondered why I wanted some Bon Yurt." - You, me,…   Read Story »

America faces many threats. We are currently engaged in two foreign wars, three if you include our incursion in Libya. Our economy struggles to recover from the devastating housing bubble burst of…   Read Story »

Squirrels with their heads stuck in yogurt cups is so 2000 and late. 2011 is all about raccoons with their heads stuck in peanut butter jars. Streets ahead. (Thanks for the tip, Evan.)   Read Story »

Last night was Stereogum's CMJ party, so needless to say but let's just say: woof. Please bear with us. Our brains are Christine O'Donnell-caliber not working at the moment. That is one of the…   Read Story »

Oh jeez. SHUT IT DOWN. ALL OF IT.   Read Story »

I took a red eye airplane last night. Do you know what a red eye airplane is? It's an airplane that leaves very late at night and gets in even earlier in the morning, and if you're lucky, Cillian…   Read Story »