The E! network announced today that not only will it be broadcasting Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries, but that this special event will be four hours long. PURRRRRRFECT. Unrelated: do you…   Read Story »

Wait for the surprise... SURPRISE! GOLD SURPRISE! (Via RobertPopper.)   Read Story »

Well, it's a wrap. Now that Michele Bachmann has nailed down the all-important Brianna and Jolene endorsement, I don't know how Barack Saddam Hussein NOBAMA can possibly hope to win re-election in…   Read Story »

The low budget zombie chase marathon in Maryland that we talked about yesterday is for little babies in diapers. If you really want to have a good time, you GOTTA go to Universal Studios where Eli…   Read Story »

Some people in Maryland are putting together a zombie-themed 5K run because of course someone is doing that. From the official website: Protect your brain and run for your life. This is one race…   Read Story »

LOOK, it bears often repeating, but you really can't fault someone (too much) for doing something to help other people, even if what they are doing is silly and nonsense and probably won't help…   Read Story »

Art. (Thanks for the tip, Mary.)   Read Story »

I was having dinner with some friends last weekend and we were talking about how children's tendency to overshare on the Internet in a way that we old-timers find shocking and unwise is going to…   Read Story »

Whoa. This is definitely how all the greats go their start. It's weird that this video shows Doug Hughes wearing old man makeup to collect his Lifetime Achievement Award from the Academy since…   Read Story »

This morning, I was awoken at 5:45AM by my dog (her name is Birdie!) scratching in her kennel and whining. This is very unusual because usually she does not wake me up at any time with this kind of…   Read Story »