Last week, Hilary Swank and Jean Claude Van Damme attended a lavish birthday party for Ramzan Kadyrov, the leader of Chechnya who has been accused by human rights organizations of using terrible…   Read Story »

NEVER GET. (Thanks for the tip, Seth.)   Read Story »

Car accidents can be super scary. (That is one of the observations I used in my application for Editor-in-Chief of Duh Aficionado magazine.) They happen so fast and unexpectedly. Or even worse you…   Read Story »

You gotta trust daddy, who may or may not have the time to explain it to you. OBEYING CAN BE FUN! But let's also put the emergency phone numbers on the fridge, just in case daddy gets real busy. (Via…   Read Story »

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS?! Give me a second to try and explain what this is, because I'm not really too sure myself. The Canadian actor Jim Carrey…   Read Story »

The problem with advertising as a general rule is that it is a crude attempt to sell you something you almost certainly don't need. At this point, even water, which you DO need, has been commodified…   Read Story »

No. Nope. Absolutely not! No. (Via ViralVideos.)   Read Story »

This is a gossip photo of former California politician and the inspiration for the hit cartoon show The Governator, and the webmaster of a GREAT homepage, Arnold Schwarzenegger, cooling down after a…   Read Story »

Eek! You guys, life is difficult and the world is a cold and uncaring place, but please do not conspire to distribute heroin like The Wire's Felicia "Snoop" Pearson pleaded guilty to doing yesterday.…   Read Story »

Eli Roth is warning parents not to take their children on his Hostel-themed horror maze. Wait, who are the parents who were going to do that and who also need parenting tips from Eli Roth? Asking for…   Read Story »