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Have you dreamed of being Gwyneth Paltrow's personal (well, not personal) Director of Social Media? Now is your chance. Must be based in London. Must have scented gold-leaf resume. More information…   Read Story »

When I was a kid I used to hate Sundays. And it wasn't because on Monday I would have to go back to school, or whatever, school was fine. School never seemed like that big of a deal. You just have to…   Read Story »

Sad news, you guys: we all have to go to work. For, like, ever. Them's just the breaks! No use complaining about it, even though we all definitely complain about it. No use doing what we do…   Read Story »

I'm sorry to tell you this, Panda, but it is Monday. I know that it might feel like it has to be at least Sunday, and you have no idea where the weekend could have gone, and all you want to do is sit…   Read Story »

In Las Vegas, for several hundred dollars, adults can have the opportunity to pick up and move dirt with construction equipment for some amount of time. And I'm not going to try to tell anyone that…   Read Story »

Let's just get right to it: Shaquille O'Neal is taking film school classes to become a director of movies. From TMZ: Shaquille O'Neal is giving the movie biz another shot -- yes, even after…   Read Story »

Hey, Gary, the foreman says that if you got time to lean you got time to sing beautifully. And the sign in the breakroom reads: "Your mother doesn't work here, so clean up after Gary. He's busy…   Read Story »

Hey everybody! I have some exciting news! Get very excited and get your hopes as high as they can go before I tell you the news. Don't read the title of this post. Ok, are you hopes raised? Good.…   Read Story »

Just in case any porn producers out there who look shit up on YouTube were under the misconception that Zachary Briggs is NOT available for your porn movie, he has issued an important…   Read Story »