In the event that this site is flooded with a whole bunch of new 14-year-old girl readers, it is because I wrote a post over at BritneySpears.com. Q: Wait, Britney Spears Dot Com, as in the Official…   Read Story »

Hey remember White Gold And The Calcium Twins, the fake glam rock god who exists to sing about the benefits of milk in a way that causes people to forward his YouTube videos? Well, after a six month…   Read Story »