Remember Winkers? Those weird jeans with eyes not exactly on the butt, but just under the butt (i.e. right where you want them), that kind of wink at people when the wearer's butt meets the back of…   Read Story »

Obviously, these are your pants. You wear them on your body. People see you in them and they're like "of course he/she is wearing those pants. It makes sense when you think about it. The part I don't…   Read Story »