Sean Bean got shot in the face. He had been at the pub and a row ensued over a woman, typical pub row stuff. Voices had been raised. Faces reddened. A glass fell to the ground and shattered. "Let's…   Read Story »

On last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars, Chris Brown performed a couple of songs and danced his heart or whatever dark thing beats in that evil chest out. Sure. The truth be told, if there…   Read Story »

The police backtraced it. (Also: this story is mostly just super sad. LOL?!)   Read Story »

Apparently Justin Bieber is trapped in his Liverpool hotel, which is surrounded by an uncontrollable CHILD ARMY, and now there is footage of this event, and it is horrifying. Meet at the quarry!…   Read Story »

Look, Sarah Palin is not responsible for the horrific shootings that took place in Arizona over the weekend. No duh. Even if it hadn't been revealed that Jared Loughner had a history of frustration…   Read Story »

It is human nature to love a fight, and the combination of telephones with cameras inside of them and the Internet has made fights easier to see than ever before. Gone are the days of waiting for the…   Read Story »

Do you guys ever worry that this election season is getting TOO cool? Oh man, I KNOW! It's like, everyone needs to settle down because we're almost being so awesome about stuff that Brooklyn's going…   Read Story »

As we know, my favorite news story is (and will always be) LINDSAY LOHAN'S SCRAM BRACELET. And my second favorite news story is the current political scandal in South Carolina. But Jodie Foster being…   Read Story »

This will be the last I complain for the day about the logistical nightmare that my life has become. Seriously, these guys know what I'm talking about: "I hate cholera, and when my 17" MacBook Pro…   Read Story »

MTV announced this weekend that it was pulling the scene from this week's episode of Jersey Shore in which Snooki gets punched in the face. From US Weekly: "What happened to "Snooki" was a crime…   Read Story »