James Franco also reviews The Descendants. Naturally. What did you expect? For James Franco NOT to review Twilight and The Descendants for The Paris Review? Be realistic.   Read Story »

Oh ladies, screw your heads back on! They're falling off! From TMZ: TMZ has learned, lady Twihards are invading bridal boutiques, secretly lying about being engaged ... so they can try on a…   Read Story »

Well, kind of. What is definitely true is that this person is a fan of Robert Pattinson. What she is actually doing is still up in the air.   Read Story »

Look, I think we can all agree that the time has come for a movie about a vampire dog. Clearly. The vampire thing that is going on right now is great and it hasn't been going on long enough and…   Read Story »

Lafayette and Jesus are enjoying a gorgeous outdoor brunch and boy did they earn it after last week's episode. Eat up, boys, you must be famished! Jesus can kind of tell that something is up with…   Read Story »

Remember last week how Sookie and Lafayette got dissaparated by the witch? (Little Harry Potter keywords humor for you keywords-heads.) Well, she just took them inside the store, which is kind of…   Read Story »

We pick up right where we left off last week, at the Vampire Tolerance Party in the hotel ballroom. It's a bloodbath! There are witch-controlled vampires everywhere. Sookie's running around with her…   Read Story »

Alcide the werewolf is carrying Fairy Sookie through the graveyard to safety after she got shot in the great Witches Vs. Vampires War of 2011 but he is overtaken and Sookie is snatched from his…   Read Story »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. I REALLY hope that the camera pans over to an older couple on vacation and the wife turns to her husband and says "Honey, did you see that?" And he's basically ignoring her…   Read Story »

Hey, remember last week's thrilling, pulse-pounding cliffhanger when Vampire Jessica, ensorceled by that witch, threw open the doors to the sunlight and there was a gunshot out on the lawn after…   Read Story »