According to Gawker, this is an email that went out to ALLSTUDENTS@northwestern.theaterclass.edu.biz at 4AM this morning: What Up Everybody, My names Chester Hanks, I'm a junior theater major,…   Read Story »

Do you guys ever wish that your dad was a hotel magnate who was deliberating to whom to relinquish control of his company, and because of your aimless, indulgent lifestyle, he offered to give the…   Read Story »

Look, your girlfriend seems like a nice enough person. She just wants to offer friendly advice on how to keep the house clean. The thing is, the reason people leave silverware to pile up in the sink…   Read Story »