It almost makes you sick to your stomach to think that it's been nearly 30 years since Hollywood remade Scarface the first time. What have they been doing since then? Making totally different movies…   Read Story »

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cool video, boys! I'm particularly into the weird 9/11 undertones and the part where Chris Brown hits women. YIKES! What is this? Can the parents of one of these children explain to…   Read Story »

Oh no! There has been a terrible outbreak of horse herpes in Utah! Horse herpes! Ahhhhhh! Come on, horses. Wear a horse condom! Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with the horses' genitals…   Read Story »

Wussup pogs, I'm pinging you! Listen up dudes who feel that Justin Bieber is a realistic role model for masculinity, and girls who want to be President one day so they can hang a framed Justin…   Read Story »

Yo dogs, get down with this bomb KMart commercial from, like, jurassic park in which Hailee Steinfeld (movies) plays a teenager just like you with hormones and probably a Family Plan Palm Pre and she…   Read Story »

Deadline Hollywood is reporting that Warner Bros and Robert Zemeckis are moving forward with a remake of The Wizard of Oz. Cool! Good thinking, everyone involved. "Is there a single reason that…   Read Story »

Cowabunga! How's it hanging, dudes who plan to work hard to avoid the mistakes of their fathers and young women who want a more flexible and undogmatic approach to feminist ideals? Off the chain!…   Read Story »

Yo Friendsters, You know, cool dudes who think that being in touch with their emotions is actually awesome and young women who tell everyone they aren't sure if they could bring a child into this…   Read Story »

There was an article a week ago in the New York Times about the stealth marketing campaign of Under Armour sportswear that has helped to make it one of the fastest growing brands in the country. This…   Read Story »