Thanks, Purity Bear! As the official Day of Purity website reminds us, the Day of Purity is either Valentine's Day OR the previous weekday, whatever that even MEANS. This year, Valentine's Day falls…   Read Story »

It was only a matter of time before Hollywood got around to rebooting the Police Academy franchise, no duh, I mean, no duh, come on. If anything it's weird that so many other franchises were rebooted…   Read Story »

UHHHHHHH, HEYYYYYYYY, VIGGO MORTENSEN, WHAT'S UP? I didn't realize Delia's was doing catalogues for boys now. (Q: Does Delia's even still exist? A: I'm an adult man.) This is the cover for this…   Read Story »

This Friday is the most Sacred Day of the Year, so we won't be having a Movie Trailer Round-Up, which is why we need to talk about this Kellan Lutz lacrosse as Iraq War metaphor and also teenage true…   Read Story »

Wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wassup dudes and dudettes, check out this hip new webspace that is STRICTLY 5 TEENS. It's called ChatAboutJesus.com and it's NO ATHEISTS ALLOWED! Da bomb! Check out this…   Read Story »

Welcome to Me-ahmi! Hola, beautiful, independent young women who know that they don't need to rely on a man to fulfill their hopes and dreams but that a man can make a really great partner for…   Read Story »

No diggity no doubt! Wussup cool dudes who do care about the way their hair looks because why should girls be the only ones who care about stuff like that it's just nice to feel good about…   Read Story »

What? It's a fire-breathing pony robot. What about it? That is my impression of these dudes. "Hey Trey, apparently this dude's never seen a fire-breathing pony robot before." "That's hilarious. Punch…   Read Story »

LOOK, it bears often repeating, but you really can't fault someone (too much) for doing something to help other people, even if what they are doing is silly and nonsense and probably won't help…   Read Story »

It has been almost a year since we last heard from "musician" T Mills, and a lot has happened since then. A year is a long time, especially for young people, whose bodies are going through all of…   Read Story »