If you're anything like me, then you have been beating your head against a cinder block incessantly ever since they took Temptation Island off the air (with a brief respite from the banging to watch…   Read Story »

I knew that everyone in Hollywood were buddies, but I didn't know that they all officiated at each other's weddings! No wonder that place is going to fall into the ocean.   Read Story »

Survivor host Jeff Probst blogs about Survivor: Gabon for Entertainment Weekly's PopWatch blog. This week he went humorously overboard with apologies for how "short" his recap was. Then, desperate…   Read Story »

Remember Marcus from Survivor: Gabon, who suffered an unfortunate penile "tip slip" that made it to air in the premiere last week? By way of defending their network standards, CBS has put out a press…   Read Story »

I didn't catch the premiere of Survivor: Gabon last night, but according to our friends at FeyFriends, a contestant named Marcus lost brief control of his thingy while running in some sort of race of…   Read Story »

Last week, as a Double Dog dare, I had to make and post a Survivor audition tape. My friend Whitney Pastorek over at Entertainment Weekly made fun of it and announced that she would be digging up and…   Read Story »

The Challenge: Despite being averse to cameras, teamwork, exotic foods, travel, haircuts, and physical exertion, I have to submit an audition tape to Survivor. The Result: As with the Saw marathon…   Read Story »