In New York City, and probably all other cities, the subway is a nightmare. It's crowded and isn't actually functioning most of the time. People poop on it and show you their genitals. There are fish…   Read Story »

THIS IS A SERVICE WARNING FOR THE NEW YORK CITY AREA. IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT INTERNATIONAL LIPTON ICED TEA SPOKESMAN HUGH JACKMAN HAS BEEN RIDING ON THE METROPOLITAN TRANSPORTATION…   Read Story »

Michael Phelps is an American champion who has made sports history, and nothing can take that away from him. NOT THAT HE HASN'T BEEN TRYING. But in the case of his new Subway commercial, I'm not even…   Read Story »