Oh no, you guys. As you may have heard, David Beckham was in a car accident over the weekend. Yikes. Celebrities. Their lives are hard, just like ours. This is exactly the sort of thing I was worried…   Read Story »

At this week's ESPY Awards, whatever those are, Tracy Morgan revealed his audition tapes for Invictus: REEL TALK (get it? You get it): Invictus starring Tracy Morgan as Nelson Mandela and Matt…   Read Story »

Very exciting. Very ignoring me. Hi, Birdie!   Read Story »

It does not matter whether this is real or fake, because either way it is INCREDIBLE. Oh man. Obviously, ignorance and racism and xenophobia are all abhorrent qualities, but sometimes they…   Read Story »

I do think it is important to remember that R. Kelly once videotaped himself URINATING ON A CHILD. But otherwise this is very inspiring and uplifting, yes. (Via ONTD.)   Read Story »

So good! It barely even reminded me of the time that he peed on a child. (Via Vulture.)   Read Story »

(via BuzzFeed) I seriously cannot wait to have kids. I am going to do this kind of shit to them all the time. That's still a ways off, though. So it will be more like, "DAD, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY…   Read Story »