McDonald's is recalling 12 million souvenir Shrek Ever After glasses because the paint used to depict all our favorite pals is filled with toxic cadmium, which, when ingested, can lead to bone…   Read Story »

An entire Tumblr dedicated to angry posts about how awful Shrek is as covert viral marketing for MacGruber is exactly how viral marketing should be done. This is the kind of thing they're going to be…   Read Story »

The new issue of Life & Style magazine has photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, as well as other celebrities, CGI'ed to look like Shrek ogres? What? Why? I knew that Life & Style magazine was for…   Read Story »

I think if there is one thing that we all agree on when it comes to the Shrek franchise it is that the characters have never been fuckable enough. "Come on, Dreamworks, make me cum! Using Shrek!"…   Read Story »

March 19, 2437 We've made a startling discovery about the Old World. It would seem that our dating of "the event" has been inaccurate. While it is true that the nuclear explosion that forced the…   Read Story »