I just got this email from a publicist, and I'm having a really hard time understanding what on Earth it is even talking about. Please help! Nickelodeon is creating a limited-edition series of…   Read Story »

New Shakira video, you guys. "She Wolf": I used to think that Shakira was anthropomorphic vagina dentata. Especially in that one video where she was covered in motor oil and thrashing around like…   Read Story »