Think of the craziest celebrity news you could ever hear. Now take it up a notch. Now turn it on its head. NOW DOUBLE IT! Ok, did you get "'an insider' telling OK! magazine that Russel Brand has been…   Read Story »

We haven't been covering the Anthony Weiner SEXTing story because it all seemed kind of a mess and also very annoying, but we have posted Anthony Weiner's congressional speeches in the past, because…   Read Story »

Wussup pogs, I'm pinging you! Listen up dudes who feel that Justin Bieber is a realistic role model for masculinity, and girls who want to be President one day so they can hang a framed Justin…   Read Story »

The best part about SEXTing a 9-year-old boy TWICE and then, upon being confronted about SEXTing a 9-year-old boy explaining that the only reason you SEXTed a 9-year-old boy in the first place is…   Read Story »

FUN FACT: I never even watched the original lady falling in a fountain while texting video because I saw it described exactly that way and I just used my imagination. But I will watch EVERY…   Read Story »

From CNN (CNN!!!) via BuzzFeed: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. I'm just glad to see that EVERYONE is taking this with the appropriate level of seriousness. And also that we're finally…   Read Story »

Last night was the premiere of MTV's American update of the popular and controversial British telly show, Skins. Now, before we go any further let me tell you that I have never watched the original…   Read Story »

The people of Taiwan are mad up to date on what's up. "We know everything that's up" -- The People of Taiwan.   Read Story »

If there is one thing that kids love these days, it is SEXTING board games featuring trivia questions about comedians who died of drug overdoses before they were born.   Read Story »

Don't you hate it when you're SEXTING some girl but your fingers are too stupid and you get slapped in the face? PROBLEM SOLVED:…   Read Story »