Batman rubbed lotion on the Joker's tense shoulders. The Joker closed his eyes in either ecstasy or insanity, it was hard to tell. Lavender scented candles fluttered in the night breeze that blew through the French windows, kissing the napes... CONTINUE READING YOU CAN MAKE IT UP: BATMAN AND THE JOKER HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER»
Posted on July 17, 2008 in You Can Make It Up (10 comments)
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The Dark Knight
The trailer for Woody Allen's new movie, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, guys: Yes, this looks boring. No, Woody Allen hasn't made a truly important film in almost 20 years. But you have to give him credit for cutting out all the... CONTINUE READING WOODY ALLEN'S NEXT MOVIE IS JUST GOING TO BE SCARLETT JOHANSSON AND AN OLD JEW SILENTLY FUCKING IN A BAGEL STORE»
Posted on May 14, 2008 in Trailer (4 comments)
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Javier Bardem |
Penelope Cruise |
Scarlett Johansson |
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Vicky Cristina Barcelona |
Woody Allen
That's Your Girlfriend is a game where I see your girlfriend and point her out to you. Oh, look, here she is. You guys have brunch together on Sundays. And sex.... CONTINUE READING THAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND: WEEKEND EDITION»
Posted on April 25, 2008 in That's Your Boyfriend (2 comments)
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Cake |
Sex
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