Last weekend, OUR generation's Conan: The Barbarian only made 10 million dollars at the box office, which to someone with zero million dollars still might feel like a lot of millions of dollars, but…   Read Story »

While the world waits with baited breath to hear about the latest developments in the Asteroids adaptation, today we learn that the same producer is optioning the rights of another classic arcade…   Read Story »

Some dude in Florida has written a screenplay for a Ferris Bueller squeakuel and is talking to everybody like it's a done deal. He's probably pretty important. OUR generation's Frank Darabont.   Read Story »

Oh good. The studios (I just call them "the studios" because we all know what I mean: showbuzzz!) are hard at work on a sequel to last year's Tron: Legacy. Purrrrrfect. If there is one thing that I…   Read Story »

We have now reached the portion of the day where I use my new found power to try to make in Hollywood! I don't intend to climb off my pedestal, I'm going to bungee jump! Soon I'll be sitting in a hot…   Read Story »

The people who organize National Novel Writing Month, which is absolute nonsense and an insult to novels, are now turning their sights to the silver screen with "Script Frenzy," an organized fort…   Read Story »

This guy's looking for one on Craigslist, and apparently, if your script is good and seems like a real Bruce Willis movie, "everything is a green light." Seems aboveboard. Just send your finished…   Read Story »

Towards the end of every year, in Hollywood, some Ari Gold (the brother of former Bartlett White House Chief of Staff Rahm Gold) named Franklin Leonard compiles his "Black List" based off the input…   Read Story »

(Alternate tagline: Fat Throttle.) The script is being written by the guy who wrote Mrs. Doubtfire. We can finally change the country's name to the United States Of Perfect.   Read Story »

Back in 2003, after the success of the first Spider-Man movie, fanboys and non-nerds alike were thrilled by the news that the Pulitzer Prize winning author of The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay,…   Read Story »