Get out all of your funeral gear because we're gonna have to throw a big one! JUST DO IT!! 47-year-old actor Brad Pitt, you may know him as "Will Colbert" from the television series Friends, has been…   Read Story »

Oh no! According to their Facebook page, K&K Mimes, the world's leading Christian mimes, are retiring. End of an era. Now it's all up to you, 9/11 mime.   Read Story »

GREAT news, you guys. After retiring from Twitter and acting last year at the golden age of 24, and then unretiring, at least from Twitter, and then retiring from Twitter again, Amanda Bynes is back.…   Read Story »

#classicbynes.   Read Story »

Brace yourself Hollywood/Entertainment for a real BOMBSHELL: AMANDA BYNES HAS "UNRETIRED." (Her word.) Phew. Good bombshell! As you may recall, on June 20th, 2010, Amanda Bynes (Arli$$, Charlotte's…   Read Story »

Last night's 450th episode of The Simpsons was nothing special. It was a pretty tame and laffless story about Krusty the Klown, although I suppose one could draw some kind of topical meaning from the…   Read Story »

Sorry, guys, Ashley Olsen is retiring from acting. I guess when five years have passed since your last movie, which itself was a poorly received, desperate attempt to capitalize on a fading brand,…   Read Story »

According to the New York Post, Viggo Mortensen may be retiring from movies: The "Lord of the Rings" star tells The Times of London he's grown tired of the travel and promotional burdens imposed by…   Read Story »