Because this week isn't going to get any better than this: If this had been me, I would have someone dig a hole right there in the ground next to my body and bury me to death, because unlike…   Read Story »

Seriously, just have that fuzzy little guy at the end landing next to ANY SINGLE PRODUCT and I will buy it. I just ordered an embarrassing amount of Pedigree, and I don't even have a dog. (YET!) (Via…   Read Story »

A Shiba Inu watches the Shiba Inu puppy cam? You have just got to be fucking with me now. When I finally came to, I was all like: HAKUNA MATA, indeed. (Via Urlesque.)   Read Story »

What's that? A collection of 35 pups howling along with the Law & Order theme music? Detective, we have another dead body on our hands. It looks like his heart just gave out.   Read Story »

In honor of Puppy Bowl VI, we have a very lovable game. Probably should have posted this last week so that you'd be able to play it at your Annual Puppy Bowl party, but hindsight's puppy/puppy.…   Read Story »

The ads were kind of weird during the Super Bowl this year, no? Like, for one thing, relax MEN. I'm almost positive that this is America and you can still drive whatever car you want to without…   Read Story »

Rip Torn's eyes would barely open and his face was a ravaged, haggard, stubbly mess. His chapped lips stuck together, and the pavement had left a red, mottled impression against his cheek. He looked…   Read Story »

This Sunday, Americans will once again gather together to participate in one of our most cherished national past-times: the Puppy Bowl! Today, Animal Planet released the first images of the starting…   Read Story »

Drop everything that you are doing, or at least open another web browser window. Either way, get on board and say hi to Group B. The B stands for AWWWWWWWWWW.   Read Story »

The New York Times is reporting that Sarah Palin has signed a contract to work with FOX News. Perfect. The network confirmed that Ms. Palin will appear on the network's programming on a regular…   Read Story »