I want a dog so bad, guys. I can't have one because of where I live and because of how then I would have to take care of it, but I really want one. I want a dog so bad that when I saw this video I…   Read Story »

We all get older. It's inevitable. And as we get older, we change. (Some might argue that we don't ever change, and that a human being's fundamental personality remains relatively fixed over time. I…   Read Story »

Last night, Lindsay Lohan made a "surprise" appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her most recent incarceration and all of her legal troubles in general and also to talk about the 10,000…   Read Story »

No offense to Oprah (none taken, I'm sure) but how on Earth does she have her own television network while Herbie & Jabby are languishing on YouTube? I'm just saying. Blah blah blah, book clubs and…   Read Story »

Last night, Charlie Sheen joined Twitter AND his interview on 20/20 aired. Did you watch that interview? Classic. Winning. Duh. Dude used the word SKULLDUGGERY in a sentence! He also said, at one…   Read Story »

YESSSSSS! It is the second best day of the year! The best day of the year, of course, is the day of the actual Puppy Bowl, but the second best day of the year is the day the starting line-up is…   Read Story »

It's crazy how hard they make these yogurt cups to get off these days! It's like, you put them on assuming what's the big deal, it's just a yogurt cup, surely it won't get THAT suck on your head, and…   Read Story »

Lindsay Lohan failed some kind of test (as if Lindsay Lohan does anything else with tests) and is going back to jail. Right. DOES THE POPE GO TO JAIL IN THE WOODS? This is her new mugshot. Yup. She…   Read Story »

In a development that should come as no surprise to anyone (even you, Wes Anderson), fresh allegations of sexual misconduct with a minor have surfaced against Roman Polanski, who famously plead…   Read Story »

Everything about being a mascot owner is new to me. You have to feed them, right? And is it bad if their heads fall off? Or is it OK if their heads fall off? SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER ME! Another thing…   Read Story »