I honestly have not laughed this hard in a very long time. "Self-potato?" I want to get that tattooed on my eyelids so that I can remind myself that there is joy in this world every time I close…   Read Story »

The sack of russet potatoes sat on a chair. Paula Abdul smiled flirtatiously and tipped her head to the side to make it look like she was thinking. Her lipgloss sparkled in the light, and it tasted…   Read Story »