That was wonderful, Timothy. The rest of you, STOP LAUGHING! (Via BlameItOn.)   Read Story »

I'm pretty sure Bill Murray is a person that we all love, as much as we can love a person we will never know. Right? I don't even know that much about Bill Murray, and the constant "no one will ever…   Read Story »

Like clockwork, Jon Stewart returns to the O'Reilly Factor for his six-month standing appointment to argue with Bill about something inconsequential. In this case: the "controversial" (LOL!) rapper…   Read Story »

"A lot of people think that if they could mix and match characteristics and traits from all of their previous relationships, just cherry pick their favorite things about each person that they've been…   Read Story »

Is it just me, or is this poem about cocoa as an aphrodisiac three racial slurs and a reference to gun ownership away from being a Hamilton sketch on Saturday Night Live? (Via Rob Huebel via…   Read Story »

Kirstie Alley was so nervous that her palms were sweating. Of course, Kirstie Alley's palms were always sweating, but she could tell that this time they were sweating because she was nervous, not…   Read Story »

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I really feel like this guy needs to clarify who he is talking about: Is the stupid cunt who needs to put a cock in her mouth Kristen Wiig, or the poet…   Read Story »

The 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against Oprah has been dropped. The plaintiff, Damon Lloyd Goffe, will have to get back into his ice cream tree and tell all the owls there will be no Picnic this…   Read Story »

Speaking of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, here is William Shatner on last night's episode reading Sarah Palin's farewell speech as poetry/Priceline commercial: You know that this is…   Read Story »

A tipster sent this in yesterday. It's a shirtless man reciting a poem very passionately on YouTube. I feel like a dick for posting it, knowing that there have been plenty of times in my life where…   Read Story »