The 2-liter Pepsi bottle blew out the candles and headed into its sleeping chambers. A light breeze made the diaphanous curtains dance in the streaming moonlight. The 2-liter Pepsi bottle removed its…   Read Story »

Um. This news is everywhere this morning? And so now this news is here. Apparently it's important. God forbid you guys somehow don't hear about it. I think it's generation-defining. It goes JFK, Neil…   Read Story »

The cutest little baby raccoons got stuck in a vending machine in Tulsa over the weekend, so the nice people who found them called a guy named "The Skunk Whisperer" to get them out. But the important…   Read Story »

Look, an online Super Bowl party is lame. Period. Barack Obama could host it with Fleet Foxes as the house band and it would still be a sad drag. "Fun" and "buffering..." do not mix. But keeping it…   Read Story »