I don't know what it is about video cameras that make people think that using them to capture their baby's dangerous activity is going to make their baby not get injured, but BOY OH BOY does it seem…   Read Story »

Dear Mom, I understand the desire to preserve every moment in your child's life. I'm not a mother myself, but I do have tiny cousins and I think many my friends are very cute, so I'm empathetic to…   Read Story »

Not sure how this was originally reported last week and we somehow missed it, all of us, but we are all equally to blame and we all need to learn how to forgive ourselves. In any case THIS (from…   Read Story »

You gotta trust daddy, who may or may not have the time to explain it to you. OBEYING CAN BE FUN! But let's also put the emergency phone numbers on the fridge, just in case daddy gets real busy. (Via…   Read Story »

Whoa. This photo of Angelina Jolie from the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair in which she is whispering into the ear of her one child who will definitely grow up normal and well-adjusted for sure while…   Read Story »

Eli Roth is warning parents not to take their children on his Hostel-themed horror maze. Wait, who are the parents who were going to do that and who also need parenting tips from Eli Roth? Asking for…   Read Story »

I've never had a kid, so I'm sure I just don't understand, but what's the deal with parents not stopping their kids from being jerks all the time? The other day I was on the train and two kids next…   Read Story »

I often think about how my father didn't take much time out to play with me. Sure, he let me touch a skeleton once and he would take me down to the train station to throw rocks at the boxcars, but…   Read Story »

As someone who genuinely loves a good feud ("RIP EACH OTHER'S FACES OFF WITH YOUR MOUTH!" -- Gabe), especially a good Coconut O'Reilly feud, because he really lays it all out on the banana line, I…   Read Story »

Oh hell. Gary Busey had a baby. His name is Luke, and by all appearances he is an actual human being, rather than a drug-addled, paranoid fugue state. I hope that Mr. Busey and his girlfriend are…   Read Story »