The Internet's hero finally comes face-to-face with the home-maker's hero, and boy is he ever endlessly charming. Oprah I can take or leave, but Zach Anner should at least get a brand new carrrrrrr.…   Read Story »

I guess Oprah has a secret? Who doesn't! Even the Presidents have secrets, and they have kept them in a secret book that no one knows about. LET'S GET THAT BOOK! Anyway, Oprah's secret is out and…   Read Story »

Internet hero Zach Anner is officially a finalist to get his own show on Oprah's new network. One assumes his competition is Betty White and Antoine Dodson.   Read Story »

At long last, an Internet Meme for the rest of us.   Read Story »

Paramedics responding at the scene report that the accident was NOT pee-related, although Hugh Jackman was "completely soaked in pee, just soaked." They added: "kind of funny how he got injured on…   Read Story »

At this point, it's kind of a worn-out construction to say that you wish that you cared half as much about something in your life as someone in a YouTube video who cares too much. For one thing, it's…   Read Story »

Congratulations, Oprah, on the final year of your historic talk show, and on creating what is literally the dumbest thing that doesn't even make any fucking sense that I have ever seen.   Read Story »

The safe bet after last week's fiasco would have been to post an Anne Geddes photo of two babies dressed as pumpkins. "This one says goo goo and that one says blah blah." Nothing quells a controversy…   Read Story »

John Travolta flies Oprah's audience to Australia for some reason. Haha. Sure. Too bad she didn't give them free cars again, too, so that they could at least run themselves over. (UPDATE: RELAX,…   Read Story »

This Zach Anner thing has legs. (Sorry.)   Read Story »