So, Roseanne Barr has a new reality show coming to Lifetime this month. Anybody left? Anyone on the list who still doesn't have a reality TV show? No? Everyone's got one now? Cool. Enjoy! Anyway, it…   Read Story »

You guys, we should buy more pistachios! During last night's broadcast of the World Series, whatever THAT is, the American Pistachio Council ran a 15 second ad featuring Keyboard Cat encouraging…   Read Story »

Wait, Levi Johnston is the official spokesperson for pistachio nuts? What's next? HENRY HAGER SELLING FOOT SALTS? (Henry Hager is married to Jenna Bush, and I have no idea what foot salts are. My…   Read Story »