Damien W. Echols, Jason Baldwin, and Jessie Misskelley Jr. have been released from an Arkansas jail after spending 14 years in prison for the murders of three 8-year-old boys. The original trial was…   Read Story »

Most of the late night talk shows are on hiatus this week, but Jay Leno is still on the air. Thattaboy! Vacation is a luxury he simply cannot afford. What does "afford" mean, again? It means having…   Read Story »

Obviously, I do not support violence against other people, and the reality of these stories is that they are stark reminders that the world is a terrifying place that is spinning dangerously out of…   Read Story »

Please, if you have anty information that could help bring this ant criminal to ant justice, do not hesitate to contact the ant authorities. (Thanks for the tip, Dusky Panther.)   Read Story »

It's a little intense for first thing in the morning, but you know what else is intense? IDENTIFYING MURDERED BODIES! Other things that are also intense along similar lines: GETTING MURDERED and…   Read Story »

Hey, remember that girl who was on all of the morning talk shows a couple of years ago because she couldn't stop hiccuping? Ever wonder what was up with her? More to the point: ever wonder if she was…   Read Story »

An artist in Berlin rigged a tiny lace curtain in his studio window to automatically follow people as they walked by. In theory it's a cute little piece of art, but watching it in practice is…   Read Story »

It's crazy how accurate this is. Who wrote this scene, GEORGE WASHINGTON'S CHERRY TREE? (Huh?) I wonder what headline this was ripped from. Probably: "Hilarious Caricature Of A Slob Is Addicted To…   Read Story »

At this point, it's only weird if there ISN'T a porno based on your favorite TV show. 30 Rock? Yes. Seinfeld? Yes. Cosby Show? Yes. The world is still waiting on a Breaking Bad porno, and a The Wire…   Read Story »

Ryan Jenkins, the VH1 reality TV contestant accused of murdering his wife, has been found dead in a motel in Canada of an apparent suicide. Oof. This whole story was a little TOO real, if you know…   Read Story »