If you didn't catch it, the part where you can tell that he's going to be a wonderful father is when he switches from describing what is happening in the room to just listing objects that are in the…   Read Story »

Does the fact that she's dancing because she's playing a game make it less enjoyable? The answer I have is: NOT TO ME! Still perfect. Still a mom dancing to the Black Eyed Peas on Jesus's birthday.…   Read Story »

Hello, ladies! You're all looking beautiful today. Of course I don't actually have any idea about what you look like so it's entirely possible that a bunch of you are looking A MESS, but even when…   Read Story »

I'm just going to keep replaying this video until the words "This video has been removed by the user" sets the world right on its axis and we are all reassured that there are still a few remaining…   Read Story »

After the jump, I have posted a video of a group of middle-aged women conducting a "flash mob" at Target (of course). Now, a "flash mob," I thought, involved remotely contacting a group of strangers…   Read Story »

Someone has backtraced Gwyneth Paltrow's most recent issue of Goop and calculated the costs of her suggestions. Yikes. Remember her coffee maker that was broken, just like how a real person's coffee…   Read Story »

BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD MOM ALERT! BAD…   Read Story »

Awww. Your mom's kind of great, and obviously you love her. But she also doesn't understand ANYTHING. AND she didn't read the "STAY OUT, NO MOMS ALLOWED" sign that we put on the door to our Internet.…   Read Story »

I bump this shit when I'm buying bulk candy and condoms at CVS. TRICK OR TREAT, STEPSON! (Thanks for the tip, Thomas.)   Read Story »

Maybe now you can finally reach that goal of fitting into last season's overalls.   Read Story »