Back in January, it was announced that Universal was planning a film adaptation of the Ouija board (very good already), directed by McG and produced by Michael Bay, and everyone was VERY EXCITED…   Read Story »

From the HollywoodReporter: McG has won the contest for the gig to direct Ouija for Universal and is now in negotiations. The studio's planned film adaptation of the classic Hasbro board game…   Read Story »

In an interview with the Guardian UK, McG tells a charming anecdote about being head-butted in the FACE on the set of one of his movies. SPOILER ALERT, I already told you who it was. Terminator…   Read Story »

McG is really bad at his job as a movie director, and he should be fired (from Hollywood). Also, he has a small penis. These are just FACTS. America was kind enough to give him another chance last…   Read Story »

Back in the mid-90s, when I was just entering my late 40s (right after my first divorce), my dad picked me up from a movie theater in Chicago where I had just seen a Saturday matinee with a friend.…   Read Story »

The dim, cinder block hallway of the community college's Davidson Building was a sickly medicinal green with yellow-faded linoleum floors, and fluorescent lights that gave off a faint but insistent…   Read Story »

So this is how the Great Penis Off of 2009 ends. You may recall that Terminator:Salvation director McG, who despite his name is actually an adult, challenged Transformers 2 director Michael Bay to a…   Read Story »

lindsay: Who do you think actually has a bigger penis, McG or Michael Bay? gabe: hmmm gabe: who do I barf has a bigger barf, barf or barf? gabe: is that your question? lindsay: Someone needs to start…   Read Story »

It is already well established that McG is the worst, and that Michael Bay is the worst, independent of each other. But now they are going head to head in a race to see who can be the absolute worst.…   Read Story »

It's being reported today that director McG has lost his ultimately-right-but-seriously-misguided-in-his-execution ratings battle with the studio for an R rating for Terminator: Salvation. The story…   Read Story »