There is a Snuggie for dogs now? Of course there is a Snuggie for dogs now. I don't care what you do with your dog. Dress it up like Liam Neeson and pretend like it has to save its daughter from…   Read Story »

OK, sure, maybe those 49 second pizzas aren't really going to taste very good. And OK, maybe the world's fastest gun reloader is terrifying even without such a terrifying skill, but with such a…   Read Story »

"Ladies?" --This Guy's Tombstone (Via EverythingIsTerrible.)   Read Story »

THIS GUY. I'm not going to go into the depth of sadness or the crushing weight of failure that accompanied my purchase of an X-Box last night. That's a whole other post for my new blog,…   Read Story »