Have I ever mentioned that I know all of the digits of Pi? They are 3.141...(coughs rest of digits into hand nonchalantly). Oh look, a pie!   Read Story »

Rick Haskins, VP of Marketing for the CW, tries to tell CNN with a straight face that OMFG, the acronym splashed on posters and billboards everywhere to advertise the new season of the CW's Gossip…   Read Story »

I just made that up. Sorry. But now that I think about it, you just KNOW that someone from JJ Abrams' camp has "reached out" to the world's most famous former teacher/rapist / student/victim couple…   Read Story »

We're all pretty well-versed in the fakeries of reality TV at this point. It's common knowledge that when an interview segment cuts away to a voice over, the sentence was probably stitched together…   Read Story »