I feel like the Internet is just this insatiable swamp beast that is constantly trying to sneak out of its swamp and eat us alive, and nothing will kill it, not even fire, so the only thing that we…   Read Story »

According to this hilarious news report, a tiny female alien was found walking around in Lahore, Pakistan last week, so children took it and burned it and now it's dead. YouTube people, does this…   Read Story »

I feel like Ozzie in the first Leprechaun movie (played by Mark Holton, who also appears in an episode of Tim and Eric, the circle of life!) "Call the police! Call the fire department! Call everyone!…   Read Story »