Showing All "Justice" Posts
Jan 31st 42 Comments
I was talking to a friend yesterday* (that's right, A FRIEND!) about the hot topic chestnut that the Internet is somehow making people dumber, or weirder, or less socially capable, or whichever of…   Read Story »
Jan 24th 62 Comments
Mel Gibson is back in court, but this time he's on the other side of the law: THE RIGHT SIDE. (This will be a blog post about a celebrity photo, and also a Hollywood pitch for my new legal drama, The…   Read Story »
Jan 24th 23 Comments
In Ohio, federal prosecutors are pursuing legal action against former state Cuyahoga County commissioner, Jimmy Dimor, on racketeering charges. It seems like this guy was up to a lot of no good. He…   Read Story »
Jan 19th 28 Comments
Why did the airtight lawsuit cross the road? To REST YOUR CASE!
See also: Nick and Norah's Infinitely Hilarious Court Case.
See also: that's your boyfriend, your honor. (Via Rookie.)   Read Story »
Jan 6th 39 Comments
The movie director, David O'Russell, who is now best known for making The Fighter but used to be best known for making Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, and Spanking the Monkey (he makes good movies is…   Read Story »
Jan 3rd 13 Comments
Keyser Soze, Thomas Crown, and the Hamburglar still at large. (Via WorldsBestEver.)   Read Story »
Dec 20th, 2011 43 Comments
Some dude's about to walk the Green Mile. From the Hollywood Reporter:
Gilberto Sanchez, who said he bought a copy of the 2009 Hugh Jackman superhero movie on a street corner near his home in the…   Read Story »
Dec 13th, 2011 35 Comments
You can't just go out and commit the perfect crime. It takes days, weeks, months, maybe years of strategic planning. You have to track people's every day movements until they're more familiar than…   Read Story »
Dec 7th, 2011 37 Comments
Did yesterday seem slightly colder to you? Did gravity felt a little harsher, placing an almost unbearable weight on not only your body, but also on your mind and, most significantly, your spirit?…   Read Story »
Nov 11th, 2011 29 Comments
You can't rush justice! I guess? I mean, how else to explain how/why a woman would possibly be suing Hollywood for stealing Sister Act one million years after anyone even thought about Sister Act?…   Read Story »

























