Nothing says I'm a piece of shit who can't deal with even the most mundane of day-to-day adult responsibility like a pair of jeans that are secretly fucking pajamas. God damn it, these pants make me…   Read Story »

You know how when guys aren't around, girls have pajama pillow fights that seamlessly morph into non-awkward makeout sessions? Well, I'm pretty sure this is what guys do when girls aren't around:…   Read Story »