Some dude's about to walk the Green Mile. From the Hollywood Reporter: Gilberto Sanchez, who said he bought a copy of the 2009 Hugh Jackman superhero movie on a street corner near his home in the…   Read Story »

Great prank, everyone, especially the parents who agreed to take part in it. You guys are good parents who recognize a GREAT prank. It's just fun! I'm really starting to rethink my whole position on…   Read Story »

Good news, guys: you can finally delete those "kidz bop single ladies" google alerts. Waiting is the best sauce? Gross. Also, you were waiting for this? Gross. But also: sauce. Gross. IT'S HERE! IT'S…   Read Story »

Antoine Dodson was arrested over the weekend on charges of marijuana possession, and Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 120 days in jail. Smooth criminals or THE SMOOTHEST criminals?! Stay in school, you…   Read Story »

She is really good at dancing! And you are really good at having to go to jail now! Sorry!   Read Story »

Lindsay Lohan failed some kind of test (as if Lindsay Lohan does anything else with tests) and is going back to jail. Right. DOES THE POPE GO TO JAIL IN THE WOODS? This is her new mugshot. Yup. She…   Read Story »

This is genuinely terrible. Some piece of shit LITTER LOUT was caught by a surveillance camera throwing a cat in the garbage. BOOO! Where is the barrister so he can lock her up in lorry and throw…   Read Story »

As we speak, Lindsay Lohan is arriving at a Los Angeles courtroom where she will surrender herself to the law and begin her 90-day prison sentence. It is the anti-climactic end to a somewhat…   Read Story »

The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was…   Read Story »

Lil Wayne is finally being sentenced to jail today on gun charges. Fair enough. It's like Sun Tzu said in The Art of War: live by the sword, go to jail for having an unregistered handsword in your…   Read Story »