Bill O'Reilly is a liar and an asshole, end of story. There's absolutely nothing he could ever really do to make up for the years of disinformation and hate-mongering that he has broadcast through…   Read Story »

I like these pictures of a redditor's dad, apparently, who photoshops himself into movies and movie posters SO MUCH! My goodness. What a hands-down delight. -Reddit This is a supercut of slow…   Read Story »

For anyone who's lost contact with their children: At a certain point I am certain that we as human beings will evolve to the point where we can breathe underwater through our neck gills stop…   Read Story »

Do any of you guys still watch House? I assume everyone watched House at SOME point, because I did, and everybody does the same things* as me, right? RIGHT? Well if any of you still watch it, first…   Read Story »

Sometimes you hear about celebrities going broke and you're like "how did that happen?" Not this time.   Read Story »

I'm not sure what this video of zookeepers in Tokyo training for the possibility of an animal escape is a metaphor for, but I am smart enough to understand that it is a metaphor for something, and I…   Read Story »

Historically, in writing Top Chef recaps, I would try and come up with a fun headline. You know, just something kicky and fun. Maybe some wordplay. Maybe a pop culture reference. Something about the…   Read Story »

I have no idea what the "Golden Collar" awards are, but Triumph is mad that he isn't getting one. He is the Ryan Gosling or Patton Oswalt or whoever of dog puppets.   Read Story »

I know we all hate public marriage proposals. None of us have a different opinion on them, certainly none of us have ever done them or had them done to us, and sometimes we can't get to sleep at…   Read Story »

Schwarzenegger posted this photo of him and Sylvester Stallone in pre-op together waiting for their simultaneous shoulder surgeries along with the following caption: After all the action, stunts &…   Read Story »