It is shocking (SHOCKING) that Kevin Smith has somehow remained out of the running for the Worst Movie of All Time until now. I suppose the judges were too busy with The Hunt for the Biggest Jorts of…   Read Story »

Your boyfriend, Ryan, representing the California Young Americans for Freedom, whoever they are, appeared at the Conservative Political Action Conference a few days ago, and reminded you why you fell…   Read Story »

TMZ has uncovered some of the raw footage from the fight that Ronnie got into on the boardwalk on an episode of Jersey Shore. Now, if you will remember correctly, Ronnie, who is built like a stupid…   Read Story »

Sure, you will be the first to admit that your boyfriend's former hosting duties on your favorite TV show, Fear Factor, and his current hosting duties on your favorite fighting championship, the…   Read Story »

They say that every story has already been told before, but I've always felt like there must be a few stories left out there. Surely we have not scraped the bottom of the story-telling barrel. But…   Read Story »

An on-line dating website for homosexual men attempted to purchase advertising during the Super Bowl, whatever that is, which is airing this year on CBS. The network considered running the ad, but…   Read Story »

Yesterday, I posted a a segment from Rachel Maddow in which the Ugandan government was proposing hate crime legislation against homosexuals based on the "work" of a man named Richard Cohen, who…   Read Story »

This is an incredible, almost perfect news story. It really has it all. It has laughter AND tears. And also barf. Richard Cohen is clearly your boyfriend. Your straight, totally normal boyfriend. You…   Read Story »

Wait, you mean that the cast and crew of Entourage can sometimes be racially insensitive and homophobic? That's weird. I thought they were ALWAYS racially insensitive and homophobic. #TheWorst.   Read Story »

The New York Times had an extensive article in the Sunday Magazine yesterday about your boyfriend, Jeff Dunham. It is a pretty interesting read for both the Jeff Dunham fan and the Jeff Dunham…   Read Story »