The story isn't so bad either. From Deadspin: The man who attempted (and failed) to throw a hot dog at Tiger Woods at the Frys.com Open last weekend has been identified. He is Brandon Kelly, a…   Read Story »

Haha. WHAT A SCANDAL! "It's so weird that a racist joke would be printed in a newspaper that operates out of what looks like an adult bookstore," said no one. "I threw my iPad across the room in…   Read Story »

This sports announcer is right, it is incredible that "Tiger Woods managed to get a 69 out of this."   Read Story »

Date: April 5, 2010 Time: Unknown Location: CNN Headline News Source: FAILblog Description: Disgraced professional athlete used TWSS during first press conference after highly-anticipated return…   Read Story »

Normally, English teachers will advise you to avoid the passive voice, but I think we can all agree that this YouTube description is perfectly written: "Tiger's wife is manfully defended by him in…   Read Story »

Now, I don't speak Chinese, but I think that what happened is pretty clear. Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin Nordegren, both entered the neural net in an attempt to become pure energy and make all of…   Read Story »

Well, this sounds boring. From the AP: Comic Ray Romano is going to the golf doctor. The Golf Channel says the "Everybody Loves Raymond" star will be the focus of its new reality series, "The Haney…   Read Story »

This weekend at the Masters in Augusta, whatever that is, after Tiger Woods's shot on the 15th hole, whatever that means, a man got so excited by some golf that he grabbed his wife's boob. That is…   Read Story »